Beach Tennis USA is the world’s newest sand sport, but in no way will it cloak in club-like secrecy. The magnitude of this year’s national tour is indicative of how promising the sport and its high-tide competition can be. A… Continue Reading
The Non-Existent Conference, or the Northeast Conference rather, is easily the fucking boringest, bottom-flight basketball in the nation. You need to either get drunk or pound down a Monster Energy drink to sit through the 40 grueling minutes of an… Continue Reading
True story. DeMario Anderson sauntered into a restaurant on Whitney Ave., sporting a black fitted hat with “D.C.” emblazoned on the front. Suddenly, he was approached by two model-slender and strikingly pretty young women. Both were apparently fans of the… Continue Reading